To throw a party that's the cat's meow - one would need to channel the 1920's and throw a speakeasy themed bash. Here's what you'd need.
Lighting is key. It has to be black chandeliers and candlelight.


Line the walls and doorway with red velvet curtains (tassels encouraged, but not required).

The only food and beverages allowed are chocolate cigars (I'm not a smoker) and bathtub gin.


And of course, one must dress properly.


And don't forget to speak in the correct tongue.